It’s always the same
always ashamed story telling when I can't come in
To a hopeless troglodyte
But one more time
my answer stands
I swear I mean no offense
But you better learn to read
it’s all ’bout membership

The old and the young
Ugly girls and boys
I put you on my list a mix of mayhem
Just to make you trip
(only one can win)
And soon you’re saying different

[Chorus x2]
D V N O
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
‘Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they’re shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am
D V N O
Four capital letters
Printed in gold
‘Cause details make the girls sweat even more
while they’re shaking their belt
No need to ask my name
to figure out how cool I am

[Refrain]
Can anyone read, anyone feel
That I’m losing my patience
I just came here to bounce
Ladies are all waxed
They all know I’m coming
I’m losing my patience
I just came here to bounce

[Repeat Chorus x2]

[Repeat Refrain]

[Repeat Chorus]