[Verse 1]
For a second I'll be the fashion police
and I'm just looking at your garms
you been on too many catalogue sprees
With your grannyfied curtain designs,
your hurting my eyes,
You really should revise your dress sense
before you walk on by,
Im kinda mixed up in this disco inferno,
Baggy jeans and a tight top, lemonade and pernod
I'm sticking out like a sore thumb but
i aint concerned though,
no, uh oh, oh oh (boogie)

[Chorus X 2]
Fling on an A D I D A S hoodie
and just boogie woogie with me
Oooh...
Or you can just..
put on your dancing shoes and get loose
Can you get loose can you

[Verse 2]
So i was up in this trendy bar mingling
My keys around my neck were jingling
And you was looking at me like it was my "bling"
You was staring at me like to say i was ginger
I was dishing out the same dirty looks
trust me your the minger

Errrr, whos she, whos that, whos her??
The bouncer was approaching me
coz i was dressed really inapropriately
No hood, no hats, no this, no that
Lets roll uh olll uh olll .. (out)

[Repeat Chorus X 2]

Right everybody, if youve got someone who cant dress properly,
yeah you need to direct them this way.

[Verse 3]
Why not just cut up all your old clothes
and make a quilt so i can wrap myself up
when im feeling cold,
Why not dash your ugly boots on the fire
and burn them down to charcoal,
If your not feeling the way that your bedrin is dressing
dont be stressing send them in my direction please,
Black shoes,
white socks,
no uhh ohhh
Polka dots,
no uhh ohhh
Flowery frocks,
no uhh ohhh
Just boogie woogie with me!!!

[Repeat Chorus]