You said come round
But you only called me cos she's away for a while
I said, no way
That don't float my boat
cos second hand love's not my style

Sooner or later you've got to make your mind up
So don't be a Chooza Looza

I'm not waiting in line I'm here if you want me
So don't be a looza
You're just wasting my time I'll be your girlfriend
So don't be a looza

Wake up break up with that stupid girl
Who makes out you're less than you are
She walks she talks ­ what a miracle
But I'll let you play my guitar

Sooner or later you better make your mind up
So don't be a Chooza Looza

I'm not waiting in line I'm here if you want me
So don't be a looza
You're just wasting my time I'll be your girlfriend
So don't be a looza

I'm not messing around I'm not putting you down
But you're gonna miss me this way
You'll be sorry you should worry about the future
You'll be 30 choosing curtains in ikea