Baby we was makin' straight A's,
But we was stuck in the dumb daze
Don't take much to memorize your lies
I feel like I've been hypnotisized
And then that magic man; he come to town.
Whoo wee!
He done spun my head around
He said, "Recess is in session two and two make five"
And now baby, well I'm alive
Oh yeah!
I am alive

And if you want to be the teacher's pet,
Then baby you just better forget it
Rock got no reason. Rock got no rhyme
You better get me to school on time

Now you know I was on the honor roll
Got good grades but got no soul
Raised my hand before I could speak my mind
I been biting my tongue too many times

And then that magic man; he come today
Say, "Do what magic man do. Not what magic man say."
Now can I please have the attention of the class
Today's assignment... ahem... kick some ass!

[Chorus]

Now this is my final exam
You all know now who I am
I may not be that perfect son
But ya'll be rockin' when I'm done